神奇四侠：银影侠现身 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
（日本海，骏河湾） (Suruga Bay, Japan)
阿俊，你每天的鱼腥味好厉害啊
-啊？你不也是吗？ -这才叫男子汉嘛
-阿俊 -怎么了
这是怎么回事？
快上船
这究竟是怎么回事啊
（埃及，吉萨金字塔） (Giza, Egypt)
（加利福尼亚，洛杉矶） (Los Angeles, California)
昨晚，神秘的大面积停电席卷美国西部 Last night, the FAA was forced to ground all aircraft, leaving thousands stranded...
（大停电）
...when electronic failures and mysterious power outages...
但是今天最大的新闻是倍受瞩目的… ...crippled the western United States. But the big story today...
神奇情侣瑞德·理查德斯和苏珊·斯多姆的婚礼 ...the much-anticipated wedding of fantastic couple...
（第四次就够呛？）
将在本周六举行 ...Reed Richards and Susan Storm will take place this Saturday.
（瑞德·理查德斯：科学家或名人？）
难以置信，全球各地持续发生异常的… Unbelievable. Bizarre anomalies...
违背破物理定律的古怪现象 ...are occurring all over the world, defying every law of physics...
媒体却只关心 我们选的餐具样式 ...and all the media care about is what china pattern we picked.
你选了哪一种？蓝底碎花的？我真的很喜欢那个\r} What did you pick? The blue ones with them little flowers? l like them.
可以拍个照吗？ Excuse me, would you mind?
-又来了 ，对不对？ -当然 -lt's happening again, isn't it? -Yeah, sure.
不，这次绝不延期 No. We're not postponing anything, not this time.
这会是你梦想中的婚礼 我不会让任何事阻挠它 This will be the wedding you dreamed of. l won't let anything get in the way.
就算次原子神秘转化也不行 Not even the mysterious transformation of matter at the subatomic level.
那是你对我说过最浪漫的话了 That's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me.
这倒是挺令人同情的 Which is really pathetic, when you think about it.
博士，很抱歉，机位都满了 Dr. Richards, I'm very sorry, but we're overbooked.
-不过经济舱还有位子 -我要照了 -We do have seats available in coach. -Okay, here we go.
-笑一个！ -酷啊！ -Smile! -Awesome!
-妈，你看 -我再照一张 Look, Mom!
那里的位子就行了 -Let me get one more. -That should be fine.
我的座位在那里 That's my seat.
抱歉 Sorry.
借过 Excuse me.
帮航空公司代言吧？ 会有私人飞机 What if we get an endorsement from an airline? Get us a private jet?
我们代言的合约够多了 l think we have enough endorsement deals.
你真爱说笑 说真的，这能补助你的小发明 That's funny. Seriously, Reed, it could help subsidize your little inventions.
-不用 ，谢了 -借过 -No, thanks. -Excuse me.
-考虑一下，回头再谈 -强尼，你要去哪？ -Consider it. Talk to you later. -Where are you going?
我不搭经济舱 l don't fly coach.
真希望下场大雨 l hope it rains.
突然的一场大雪 The snowfall came with no warning...
覆盖了金字塔 ...and covered the pyramids in 2 inches of snow.
在日本，海水的冻结 可能跟 In Japan, some suggest the solidification of the bay...
海底火山活动有关 ...was due to underwater volcanic activity...
虽然该区并未传出有此类活动 ...though no such activity has been reported in the area.
引发这些全球气候异象的原因 Scientists have ruled out global warming...
已排除是地球暖化所造成的 ...as the cause of the climatic events being reported around the globe.
科学家们无法解释这些异象 With scientists unable to explain the events...
有些人怀疑是上帝的旨意 ...some are wondering if the hand of God is at work.
其他新闻，瑞德·理查德斯和苏的婚礼 In other news, Reed Richards and Susan Storm's wedding...
成为曼哈顿的焦点 ...has Manhattan all abuzz.
宾客名单涵括许多政商名流 The guest list includes many of New York's power elite.
嘿，伙计。我告诉过你，必须把霹雳火放在最上面 Hey, hey. I told you guys, you got to put the human torches on the top show.
这是卖的最好的 They're our best sellers.
实际上，想办法把石头人和其他东西放在一起卖 Actually, the Thing figures out selling all the others put together.
检查石头人的背包 That's check on the Thing's backpack.
走，走，走开 Go, go, go.
亲爱的 Hey, honey.
政府要我们赔偿在运钞车抢案中 The city's charging us for three squad cars they say we destroyed...
我们所摧毁的三辆警车 我记得我们只毁了两辆 ...during that armored-car robbery. l only remember two cars getting thrown.
（系统上线）
瑞德·理查德斯 Reed.
瑞德·理查德斯？ Reed.
瑞德·理查德斯？ Reed?
瑞德·理查德斯 Reed.
好啦，我不玩了 All right. I'm putting it away.
你刚刚是说？ You were saying?
我半小时内要试礼服 之后跟乐团谈 l have a fitting in half an hour. The musicians after that.
摆饰和花都还没选 太多事要做了 l haven't picked out the place settings or the flowers. There's too much to do.
别烦，我们两个一定能搞定一切 Don't worry about it. Between the two of us, we'll get it all done.
我刚进来时你在干嘛？ And what were you doing when l walked in?
-输入待办事项 -真的？ -lnputting my to-do list. -Really?
-我敢发誓 -嘿，两位 -Scout's honor. -Hey, guys.
新制服出来了 你们觉得如何？ New uniforms showed up. What do you think?
我想我们不可能穿这玩意 l think there's no way we're wearing that.
你干嘛那么讨厌赞助厂商啊？ What do you have against capitalism?
这是什么？ What's this?
-我的一个小兴趣 -是吗？ -Just a little hobby of mine. -Yeah?
是会大卖的玩具 还是科学实验？ Would it make a good toy, or is it something science-y?
两者都有 A little of both.
我很钦佩也很讨厌你那样 I'm both impressed and disgusted at that.
苏说我无药可救了 Yeah. Sue says I'm addicted to it.
她还真无奈啊 l wonder why she'd say that.
强尼 Hey, Johnny.
你好，强尼 Hey, Johnny.
别说出去，我分析了全球异象 Keep it quiet, but l've cross-referenced and analyzed the global disturbances.
它们全是由宇宙辐射引起 就像赋予我们超能力的能量 They're caused by cosmic radiation, not unlike the kind which gave us our powers.
这还真无趣啊 Wow, that's really boring.
我要跟你谈 一个重要的婚礼议题 Listen, l have a very important wedding issue we need to talk about.
没问题 Yeah, of course.
你的单身派对 Your bachelor party.
不行，真的，强尼 No. Seriously, Johnny.
叫我帅哥强尼更好 John. Focus-testing showed Johnny skewed a little young.
强尼，不办单身派对 我不喜欢玩那一套 Seriously, Johnny, no bachelor party. lt's just not my kind of thing.
为了班办吧，这对大个子很重要 你会让他心碎的 Then do it for Ben. lt means a lot to the big guy. You'll break his heart.
他的心跟石头一样，对吧？ He does have some sort of rocklike heart.
婚礼前我有很多事要做 l have too much to do before the wedding.
说真的，我想苏并不喜欢那样 l think Sue might have a problem with it.
你知道苏会不喜欢怎样吗？ You know what Sue would have a problem with?
有人告诉她 你在调查 lf somebody told her you were investigating...
全球异象跟宇宙辐射 ...global disturbances and cosmic radiation...
完全不像你承诺的 专心办婚礼 ...instead of focusing on the wedding, like you promised.
-单身派对应该还不错 -好啊！ -A bachelor party could be fun. -Yes!
不过不准找脱衣舞娘 But no exotic dancers.
（拉脱维亚，哈塞尔）
-就是这？ -这里的人我都不认识 -This is it? -l don't know anybody here.
我想请你朋友，不过你没朋友 I would have invited your friends, but you don't have any.
喂！ Hey!
强尼！我们说好的 Johnny, we had a deal.
她们又不是脱衣舞娘 They're not exotic dancers.
她们是辣妹 They're just hot.
你就是奇幻人吧？ 你好厉害 You're Mr. Fantastic, aren't you? That's so awesome.
你真可爱 Wow, you're really cute.
把你最大口径的酒杯拿出来吧 l'll need a pitcher with the biggest handle you've got.
没问题 No problem.
欢迎光临 Good evening, and welcome to the Baxter....
需要我效劳吗？ 你们不能用那台电梯 Could l help you? No, you can't use that elev--
隐形女马上就来 Ms. Storm will be with your shortly.
你们好 Hello?
谢谢，萝贝塔 Thanks, Roberta.
有事吗？ May l help you?
-我们来找瑞德·理查德斯博士 -他不在，我能效劳吗？ -We're here to see Dr. Richards. -He's not here. Can l help you?
能，你能带我去见博士 Yes. You can take me to see Dr. Richards.
好吧 Okay.
好了 Okay.
好吧 Okay.
宇宙初始，只有弹丸般大 然后，轰！ When the universe began, it was no bigger than a marble. Then, bang!
它爆炸了 在电光火石之间 lt exploded. And in a trillionth of a second...
它扩展成现在的宇宙 ...it expanded exponentially into what became the universe we know.
你真聪明 Wow, you're really smart.
谢了 ，甜心 你的意见我很受用 Thanks, Candy. That means a lot to me.
我好爱这首歌，想跳舞吗？ l love this song. Wanna dance?
-不大想 -你很想 -No, l don't. -Yes, you do.
-真的 -来嘛，你一定很棒的 -Honestly. -Come on, you'll be great.
我不想让你们丢脸 l don't want to embarrass you guys.
放轻松，好好玩吧 Just loosen up. Have some fun.
很好 That's it.
就是这样 That's it.
对啊 Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
-他还真懂得怎么放松 -是啊 -Guy really knows how to loosen up. -You're not kidding.
他在那里 There he is.
是的 Yes.
死定了 Unfortunately.
我是说他 For him.
走吧？ Shall we?
这下事情闹大了 l think it might be clobbering time.
苏！你怎么会 Sue. What are you...?
海格将军 General Hager.
我们私下谈谈吧 Let's talk somewhere private.
除非你还要跟别人玩十八招 Unless you need to do Jell-O shots off someone's stomach.
我刚才在跟小姐们解释 宇宙大爆发 l was explaining to the girls about how the big bang led to....
这是强尼的主意 我只是照做 This was Johnny's idea. l just went along.
瑞德·理查德斯怎么认识将军的？ How does Reed know the general?
那家伙以前想引进新的飞弹系统 A few years back, the guy was pushing a new missile-defense system.
瑞德·理查德斯作证说那玩意没用 Reed testified that the technology wouldn't work.
我来这里只是因为 首席参谋长下令要我来此 I'm here on direct orders from the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
个人而言 我不喜欢让老百姓得知机密情报 Personally, l don't like sharing sensitive information with a civilian.
特别是那种爱出风头的人 Especially one who enjoys the public spotlight so much.
我也很高兴见到你 Always a pleasure to see you too, general.
有什么需要我帮忙的吗？ What can l do for you?
你也知道，最近发生不少异象 As you may know, there've been unusual occurrences.
对外，我们低调处理 不过我们担心 Officially, we've downplayed their significance, but we're concerned...
这些异象会严重危害国家安全 ...these anomalies might pose a credible threat to our national security.
这些是我们的间谍卫星拍到的 These were taken by one of our spy satellites three days ago.
-那是什么？ -我们希望博士能告诉我们 -What is it? -We hoped Dr. Richards could tell us.
我没看过这样的东西，班？ I'm afraid l've never seen anything like it. Ben?
我想是陨石，不过曳尾不对 I would say that it was a meteor, but the trail's all wrong.
它有自己的能量 lt's giving off its own energy.
看一下这里 Take a look at this.
这些出现在偏远地区 These have been appearing in remote areas throughout the world.
我们估计直径有两百公尺 Field personnel estimate its diameter to be 200 meters.
要查明这是怎么回事 我们得找到并拦截那个东西 To find out what this is about, we need a way to locate and intercept that object.
可以在我的卫星加装感应器 A sensor could be tied into the Baxter Building's satellite grid.
那能准确找出这物体的位置 We can pinpoint the location of the object.
-好，你就替我们做出感应器 -恐怕不行 -Good. You'll build the sensor for us-- -I'm afraid I can't.
什么？ What?
怎样？ What?
我周六要结婚了 ，我没时间 I'm getting married this Saturday. I just don't have the time.
瑞德·理查德斯，你的国家需要你帮忙 Richards, your country needs your help.
你去找杰夫教授吧 Call Professor Jeff Wagner.
他是布朗大学物理系主任 He's head of the Physics Department at Brown.
我有更多期望 I expected more, Richards.
纵使是对你 Even from you.
帅哥强尼，四超人公司 John Storm, Fantastic Four Incorporated.
-当过模特儿吗？ -没兴趣 -Ever done any modeling? -Not interested.
-你的表情很独特 -没兴趣 -You got an amazing complexion. -Not interested.
而你 就这么走了 Wow, and you just walked away.
那绝对还有得谈 l was definitely still talking.
你竟然就这么回绝了科学计划 l can't believe you just turned down a science project.
他们没我 也能做那个感应器 They can build a sensor without me.
现在最重要的事 就是我们的婚礼 The most important thing right now is our wedding.
不延期、不中断 No postponements. No interruptions.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢了 Thank you.
还有你在酒吧里看到的情况 And, look, about what you saw back at the bar....
放心吧，我很清楚你 Don't worry about it. I know you.
我很高兴你玩开了 I'm glad you had fun.
更何况 Besides...
那根本比不上我的单身派对 ...it was nothing compared to what I did at my bacheIorette party.
那才叫狂野呢 Talk about wild.
狂野？ Wild?
快啊 Come on.
你在这干嘛？ Hey, what are you doing up here?
没什么，只是吸点新鲜空气 Nothing. Just needed some air.
你在帮将军做那个玩意儿吧 You're making that thing for the general, aren't you?
我想苏并不知情 I'm guessing Susie doesn't know anything about it.
别担心，我的嘴很紧的 Don't worry, my lips are sealed.
石头嘴很难开口 That is, they would be if l had any.
别告诉强尼 Look, don't tell Johnny.
-别告诉强尼什么？ -这下好了 -Don't tell Johnny what? -Great.
-你是在做那玩意儿吗？ -没有 -Are you building that thing? -No.
苏若知道 会用无影脚踢死你 lf Sue finds out, you'll get an invisible kick in the nuts.
-我们口风要紧一点 Hey, hey. We're keeping this quiet.
我以为你说你有太多的婚礼事情要做 I thought you said you had too much wedding stuff you had to do.
事实上，这是个问题 Actually, that is a problem.
我不知道该如何完成这一切 I don't know how I'm going to get it all done.
别担心，我们会帮你的 Don't worry about it. We're going to help you.
我们？ We will?
是啊！我们 Yeah. We will.
-太糟糕了 -这真的很糟糕 - That's bad. - That's really bad.
这是世纪婚礼，瑞德·理查德斯和苏 It's the wedding of the century. Reed Richards and Susan Storm...
也就是奇幻人和隐形女 ...Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman...
（就是今天）
今天将在纽约再度尝试结成连理 ...will try again to tie the knot today in a ceremony in New York.
（奇幻婚礼日）
-看看这群寄生虫 -真不可思议 -Look at these parasites. -I know, it's unbellevable.
他们要不要脸啊？ Have they no shame?
听着，各位 Hey! Hey, listen! Listen, everybody!
今天是我姐姐最特别的日子 也许是她生命中最重要的一天 This is a very special day for my sister, probably the most important of her life.
所以我想说 请尊重我们的隐私 So I just want to say to you guys, please respect our privacy. Come on, Johnny.
开玩笑啦 婚礼照片会上网拍卖 Just kidding. We're auctioning off the exclusive wedding photos...
出价最高者可得 请上网竞标 ...to the highest bidder, so go online and place your bids. Thank you.
强尼，你们计划…？ Johnny, are you planning--?
跟霹雳火约会需要些什么？ So, what's it take to date the Human Torch?
-防火内衣和烫伤乳膏 -谢谢 -Fireproof lingerie and a lot of aloe. -Thank you.
-最近好吗？ -你好吗？ -Are you all right? -How are you?
（苏和瑞德·理查德斯）
先生，您的邀请函？ Invitation, sir?
名单上应该有我 l should be on that list.
-姓名？ -李史坦 -Name?-Stan Lee.
不好笑 Yeah, nice try, buddy.
-真的，我就是李史坦 -是吗？谢谢 -No, really. I'm Stan Lee. -Nice try.
这跟我想像的不一样 This isn't how I imagined it.
一向如此 It never is.
不，艾丽莎 感觉就是不对 No, Alicia, it just doesn't feel right.
亲爱的 Sweetie...
就连超能英雄也会有婚前焦虑 ...I think even superheroes are allowed to have wedding-day jitters.
不只如此 我的人生会老是像马戏团吗？ It's more than that. Is my life always gonna be a circus?
我们真要在这种情况下生儿育女？ Do we really want to raise kids in all this?
面对事实吧，我们并不正常 Face it, we're not exactly normal.
班和我也不正常 Ben and l aren't normal...
不过那不能阻止我们追求幸福 ...but we don't let it get in the way of us being happy.
你爱瑞德·理查德斯吗？ Do you love Reed?
胜过任何人 More than l've ever loved anyone.
那你就不需要担忧 Then you have nothing to worry about.
-糟糕 -怎么了？ -Oh, great. -What?
我长痘子了 I've got a zit.
-不能用粉遮一下吗？ -我搞定了 -Can't you put makeup on it? -No, no, I got it.
危机解除 Crisis averted.
只要专注控制那里八小时就行 Now all I have to do is concentrate on the area for the next eight hours.
瑞德·理查德斯，你要错过自己的婚礼了 Reed, come on. You're gonna miss your own wedding.
再一下 Just a minute.
快好了 Almost done.
将军，我把感应器连上线 General, I'm putting the sensor online now.
（系统上线）
就是现在 宇宙辐射有任何波动，你会知道 There. lf there's a surge in cosmic radiation anywhere, you'll know.
希望如此，又出现两处坑口了 Let's hope so. We've gotten reports of two more craters.
新娘来了 Here comes the bride
好啦，我连结一下PDA All right. Just linking it to my PDA.
-瑞德·理查德斯 -好了 -Reed. -And that's it.
很好，快去刮胡子穿礼服 Good, that's great. Now shave and put on your tux.
你就要结婚了 却一脸狼疺 You're getting married and you look like a bum.
当然 Absolutely.
那当然 Absolutely.
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
天哪 Oh, jeez.
你脚软起来还真麻烦 l heard of getting cold feet....
这太猛了 ，她怎么知道是我？ 我根本没说话 Does that amaze anyone else? How did she know it was me?
说实话，你有点烧焦的味道 To be honest, you kind of smell like ash.
-你迟到了 -今天别注意我 -You're late. -Let's not make today about me.
这是瑞德·理查德斯和苏的大日子 lt's Reed and Sue's big day.
让我们把焦点都放他们身上吧 Let's give them the attention for a change.
别那样啦 Don't do that.
-好了 ，你很完美了 -你也很完美 -Okay, you're perfect. -You're perfect.
楼上见了 l'll see you upstairs.
拜，强尼 Bye, Johnny.
你跟艾丽莎真好 好得令人生气 So seems like you and Alicia are doing well. Annoyingly so, in fact.
是啊，我是个幸运儿 Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.
你的确是 Yeah, you are.
我问你 Question for you, though:
你们两个怎么 How do you guys...?
-不关你的事！ -好啦！我只是关心嘛 -None of your business! -Okay, I'm just concerned.
我不希望看到她被落石砸死 I'd hate to find out she was killed in a rock slide.
我让你尝尝落石的滋味！ I'll show you a rock slide!
（美国间谍卫星）
你到底是什么？ What are you?
强尼？ Johnny?
强尼！ Johnny?
你不该那么爱闹他 You shouldn't tease him so much.
开个玩笑嘛 It was a joke.
是他太幸福困扰到你了吧 I don't know, I think it bothers you to see him really happy and in love.
我想你是忌妒 I think you're jealous.
忌妒？你看过 我约会的对象了吗？ You think I'm jealous? Have you seen the women I've dated?
没有 No.
不对 No.
不 No.
-你不能老是自欺欺人，霹雳火 -铛铛 You can only fool yourself but for so long, Torch.
这不是橡皮人的新娘吗？ Hey. It's the bride of stretchy man.
-别闹了 -别理他，你美极了 -Don't start. -Don't listen to him. You look gorgeous.
会场见了 We'll see you out there, sweetie.
-走，该我们上场了 -好嘛，好嘛 -Come on. We're on. -Okay. Okay.
其实你穿那样并不可笑 You don't look completely ridiculous in that dress.
我的贱嘴老弟这是在说 “你很好看” 吗？ Is that obnoxious-brother talk for "You look kind of nice"?
你很美 You look beautiful.
老爸会很骄傲的 Dad would be proud.
哦，我差点忘了。你有戒指吗？ Oh, I almost forgot. Do you have the ring?
是的 Oh, yeah.
喔，对 Oh, yeah.
瑞德·理查德斯，把手机关掉 Reed, shut your cell phone off.
其实这是 Actually, this is a--
各位，我们今日在此聚首 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to....
苏和瑞德·理查德斯！恭喜你们结婚！ Sue and Reed, congratulations on your wedding!
我说到哪了？ Where was I? Oh, yeah.
各位，我们今日在此聚首参加 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this couple...
瑞德·理查德斯和苏这对新人企结 ...Reed Richards and Susan Storm, together...
（警告！宇宙辐射）
神圣的约定 ...in the bond of holy...
（警告！宇宙辐射）
婚姻 ...matrimony.
共结连理 ...matrimony.
你竟然带那玩意来参加婚礼 l can't believe you brought that to our wedding.
这是有正当理由的 I know, but there's a good reason.
-仪式得进行快一点 -这还真浪漫啊 -We have to do this quickly. -That's romantic.
-我该继续吗？ -是的，请继续 -Should l continue? -Yes, please.
-世上有许多种爱情 -麻烦直接跳到最后面好吗？ -There are many kinds of love. -Could you skip to the end, please?
-瑞德·理查德斯 -抱歉 -Reed. -Excuse me?
（警告！ 即将抵达纽约）
-怎么回事？ -发生什么事了？ -What happened? -What's going on?
动力丧失！ 要坠机了 ！要坠机了 ！ We've lost power! We're going down! We're going down!
太迟了 lt's too late.
-快拉起来！ -我在拉啊！ -Pull up! -I'm trying! I'm trying!
班！ Ben!
-强尼 -这是名牌西装耶 -Johnny. -This is Dolce.
霹雳火！ Flame on!
他还真快 Man, he's fast.
那招真酷 That is cool.
-计程车！ -天啊！ -Hey, taxi! -Oh, man!
爱现鬼 Showoff.
该了结这一切了 Time to end this.
我们能谈谈吗？ Can we talk?
好吧，你赢了 Okay, you win.
霹雳火！快啊！ Flame on! Come on!
嗨 Hey.
您的使者召唤您 Your herald summons you.
另一个世界正在等着 Another world awaits.
快点了结它吧 Let it be done quickly.
它外型像人 不过全身银色，脚踩 lt looked like a man, but completely covered in silver, and it flew this, like...
像冲浪板的东西 我知道这很怪 ...surfboard-type thing. I know that sounds crazy.
完全不会 Oh, no, not at all.
你追这个银人到彩虹的尽头吗？ Did you follow the shiny man to Lollipop Land or the Rainbow Junction?
-我很清楚我看到什么 -谢谢你，没关系，强尼 -I know what I saw. -Thank you. It's all right, Johnny.
不管是什么 它能转换物质能量 Whatever this thing is, it has the ability to convert matter and energy.
所以是它引发全球异象的？ So it caused the anomalies?
看起来它是运用宇宙辐射能量 lt seems to radiate cosmic energy when it exerts itself...
随机影响物质 看来，这个东西，这个 ...randomly affecting matter. Evidently, this entity, this...
银色冲浪手 ...Silver Surfer...
不想被侦测到 就摧毁感应器 ...didn't want to be detected. lt destroyed the sensor.
-它知道它被监视？ -还追踪到这里 -It knew it was being monitored? -And traced it back here.
它很机伶 We're dealing with something highly resourceful.
你还好吧？ Are you feeling okay?
很好，只要散个心就行了 Yeah. I just.... I gotta waIk this off.
我们得在 它再度攻击前摧毁它 We must destroy it before it attacks again.
瑞德·理查德斯，找别的方法追踪它 Richards, find me another way to track it.
苏，我很抱歉 Sue, I am so sorry.
我没告诉你 是因为不想你担心 I didn't tell you, because I didn't want you to worry.
我不怪你做了感应器 那是对的 I'm not mad you built the sensor. You did the right thing.
太好了 Oh, great.
我还没说完 l wasn't finished.
好，对不起，请继续 Okay. Sorry. Please continue.
这证明了我说过的话 This proves what l've been saying.
你能不能先放了我？ Could you drop the force field?
我们不能抱歉 We can't even-- Sorry.
连我们的婚礼都成了世界大战 Even our wedding turns into World War Ⅲ.
可是一旦我们结婚 一切就会回归正常 I know. But once we are married, everything will be back to normal.
继续这样下去 我们不会有正常生活 We will never have normal lives as long as we do what we do.
这样我们要怎么养育儿女？ How could we possibly raise a family like this?
我要去看看强尼 I'm gonna go check on Johnny.
老兄，你还好吗？ Hey, are you all right, pal?
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
强尼，你还好吗？ Johnny, are you okay?
我不知道 我碰上冲浪手之后，感觉就很怪 I don't know. I've been feellng really strange since my run-in with surfer boy.
也许你该去检查一下 Maybe we should get you checked out.
-你为什么要这样？ -我什么都没做！ -Why did you do that? -I didn't do anything!
停，快打滚！ Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!
老天，苏！ Oh, my God, Sue! Just--
冷静点，我会把你拉回来的 Just hang on! I'll get you, okay?
走路小心啊！ Hey, watch it.
瑞德·理查德斯！ Reed!
瑞德·理查德斯！瑞德·理查德斯！ Reed! Reed!
-救命！ -苏？ -Help! -Sue?
我着火了 ！ I'm on fire!
-苏！怎么回事？ -我着火了 ！ -Sue! What's going on? -I'm on fire!
-你着火了 ！ -你想呢？ -You're on fire! -You think?
-等等！ -快让我进去！ -Hold on! -Pull me in!
是霹雳火！ Hey, it's the Human Torch!
强尼！ Johnny!
-我不是强尼！ -苏，这是怎么发生的？ -I'm not Johnny! -Sue, how did this happen?
我碰了强尼，接着就这样了 l touched Johnny, and then this.
-强尼人呢？ -在这里 -Where is Johnny? -Here.
再试一次 Try it again.
-漂亮 -好啊 -Nice.-There you go.
别照了 ！ Hey, get out of there.
你没穿衣服 Sue, your clothes.
我为什么老遇上这种事？ Why does this always happen to me?
苏的检查结果都很正常 All of Sue's results are normal.
不过强尼 But Johnny's....
强尼怎样？ Johnny's are what?
你跟冲浪手的接触 让你的分子处于持续变动的状态 Your encounter with the Surfer put your molecules in a constant state of flux.
那很糟吗？ Is that bad?
那让你跟苏交换了超能力 It caused you to temporarily switch powers with Sue.
-我想再多做一些测试 -需要志愿者吗？ -I'd like to run more tests and-- -Want a volunteer?
-不要！不要！喂！ -不行！不行！ -No, no, hey! -No, no, no!
不要！这很严肃的！ No, no, hey! This is serious!
我只想给他一个拥抱 I just wanted to give him a hug.
我们不知道问题有多大 We don't know the extent of his condition.
可能会扩大或恶化 It could be progressive.
-可能很好玩 -班，不要！ -It could be fun. -No, Ben!
是我！我回复正常了 ！ Hey. Hey, it's me! I'm back!
我的妈呀！ Oh, my God!
别闹了 ！我们才刚说 这很严肃！ Come on! We just said this is serious!
是啊，很严肃 Oh, yeah, serious.
你这简直是在玩火！ Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
-不坏嘛 -不可思议 -Hey, not bad. -lncredible.
-瑞德·理查德斯，你最好赶快修正这一切 -马上办 -You better be able to fix this! -I'm right on it.
-班，别玩了 ！ -我明白你为什么爱那样了 -Ben, stop it! -l see why you like that.
不，不，不，不 Oh, no, no, no.
真是的 Crap.
那不好玩，我现在该做什么？ That's not funny. What am I supposed to do in the meantime?
试着跟我们保持距离 Just try to keep your distance from us.
你我要相处好一段时间了 You and me are gonna be spending a whole lot of time together, pal!
消息人士透露 不幸的待嫁新娘苏 My inside sources tell me unlucky bride-to-be Sue Storm...
在昨天大出洋相之后 ...turned invisible and is staying that way...
整天都把自己隐形起来 ...after yesterday's embarrassing fiasco.
接下来，隐形女最猛的走光秀 Next, the Invisible Woman's greatest fashion blunders...
还有前科学家瑞德·理查德斯的变调舞步 ...and an impromptu dance routine from former scientist Reed Richards.
干嘛看这些垃圾？ 别管它们 Why do you keep watching this? Just ignore it.
没办法，我无处可躲 I can't ignore it, Reed. There's no getting away from it!
-我相信有 -怎么躲？ -I believe there is. -How?
看吧？没有答案 See? No answer.
有的 Yes, there is.
如果等这次危机一过 What if, after this crisis is over...
-我们就远离这一切呢？ -你说什么？ -...we leave it all behind? -What are you talking about?
我们离开这里 We move out of the Baxter Building.
我去找个教职来做 I'll take a teaching position somewhere.
回去做我的研究 Get back to my research.
我们可以跟平常人一样 过正常生活，生儿育女 The two of us will live our lives and raise a family, like normal people.
你愿意那样？ You would do that?
没有什么比得上我们的未来 Nothing is more important to me than our future together.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
那班和强尼呢？ What about Ben and Johnny?
他们会谅解的 They'll understand.
更何况，强尼喜欢单打独斗 Besides, Johnny's always been more of a solo act.
先别告诉他们吧 Let's not mention it to them yet.
强尼够担心他自己的问题了 Johnny's got enough to worry about as it is, with his power problems.
（格陵兰，罗素冰河）
你最近很忙啊，朋友 You've been busy, my friend.
你的才能令人印象深刻 Your talents are impressive.
你听得懂我说的话吗？ Can you understand what I'm saying?
我们联手，必能称霸世界 Together, we could be unstoppable.
任何事物都将唾手可得 Anything would be ours for the taking.
你所知的一切都将终结 All that you know is at an end.
这是什么意思？ What do you mean by that?
等等！ 我叫你等一下！ Wait! I said, wait!
他们要解散队伍 我刚听到瑞德·理查德斯跟苏的谈话 They're breaking up the team. Reed and Sue, I overheard them.
他们想过一个无聊的人生 They want a nice, normal, boring-ass life.
-不再有惊奇四超人了 -那么 -No more Fantastic Four. -Well...
那我们呢？改成双人组合？ ...what do we do? Keep going, just the two of us?
名称叫什么？超能双侠？ And call ourselves what? The Dynamic Duo?
他们什么时候要告诉我们？ When were they gonna tell us?
时候到了他们自然会讲 They'll tell you when they're ready.
这是他们的决定 不是你们的 It's their decision, not yours.
他们想要幸福 你们不该气他们 You can't be mad at them for doing what makes them happy.
两位？ Guys.
各位 Guys?
出现大问题了 We've got a serious problem.
我交叉比对冲浪手的辐射值 查遍了所有天文资料库 I cross-referenced the Surfer's radiation through every astronomical database.
河鼓七号、参宿三号、织女六号 Altair 7, Rigel 3, Vega 6.
-他去过这些星球？ -现在全都一片死寂 -He's been to all these planets? -And now they're lifeless.
贫瘠不毛 有些甚至碎裂四散 Barren. Some even shattered.
冲浪手所到之处 八天后，那星球就死去 Everywhere the Surfer goes, eight days later, the planet dies.
我们要怎么阻止他？ How are we gonna stop him?
我们连他的行踪都不知道 We don't even know where he is.
那些坑口呢？ What about the craters?
它们似乎有某种顺序 They appear in a numerical sequence.
最后一个坑口出现在格陵兰 The last crater was formed in Greenland...
按照排序，下一个 ...so the next in the sequence should be...
会在北纬51度30分 ...latitude 51 degrees, 30 minutes north...
西经0度7分 ...longitude zero degrees, seven minutes west.
他一出现 就引他到人少的地方 When he surfaces, move the fight away from the crowd.
他动作太快，我看到他就动手 He's too fast to contain. When l see silver, I'm hitting him!
不！照计划来，团队出击 You can't do that. We stick to the plan and work as a team.
我们现在又是团队啦？ Oh, we're a team now? News to me.
-你在胡说什么？ -你心知肚明 -What are you talking about? -You know what.
我们本来打算要告诉你们 We were gonna tell you.
-何时？等你赶我们走的时候？ -现在真的不是时候 -When? When you moved our stuff out? -Johnny, this isn't a good time.
他说得对，你该告诉我们的 Kid's got a point, Reed. You should have told us.
好了 ，够了 ，我们待会再谈 That's enough! We'll talk about this later.
你们是怎么回事？ What the hell is wrong with you people?
一个大漩涡！ lt's a whirlpool!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
老天爷 Oh, my God.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
我的妈呀 Oh, my God.
那是什么？ What is that?
大家快走！快走！ Get out! Get out!
别放手！ Don't let go!
-走！快点！ -走！ -Move! -Come on! Go!
不，强尼！ No, Johnny!
你们在搞什么啊？ Guys? What are you doing?
班！抬高一点！ Ben! Lift it higher!
我尽量 I'll try.
苏！ Sue!
别过来，免得你害死人 Stay back, before you get somebody killed.
这是怎么回事？ What the hell was that?
那是什么？ What the hell was that?
我们会做出调整 下次就行了 We'll make adjustments. Next time, we'll be ready.
下次？ 没有下次了 Next time? There's no next time.
你们能力不足，我找了帮手 You can't handle this alone. I'm bringing in help.
运用军队和武器只会伤及无辜 Bringing in soldiers and weaponry will put innocent people in danger.
比不上你伤的人多 No more than you already have.
维多？ Victor?
怎么了？你怕鬼啊？ What's the matter? Afraid of ghosts?
-小心！ -别动！ -Look out! -Don't move!
既然你是鬼 就不怕我扭断脖子 Since you're a ghost, you won't mind if I break your neck.
-放开他 -你知道他是谁吗？ -Let him go. -You know who that is?
末日博士 他是我下令找来的 Victor von Doom. He's here under my orders.
班，放开他 Ben, let him go.
这怎么可能？ How is this possible?
你怎么没死？ How are you still alive?
当然啰 这要多谢你们四位 No thanks to you four, that's for certain.
末日博士和外星人做了接触 他有宝贵的资讯 Von Doom's made contact with the alien. He's got valuable information.
也许能拯救地球的资讯 Information that might just help save the planet.
我把话先说清楚吧 Now let's be clear about this...
好吗？我恨你们 ...shall we? I hate you.
你们四个 All of you.
不过世界危在旦夕 我们得携手共度难关 But the world's at stake and we need to work together to survive.
将军，我们很清楚 相信维多，你会后悔的 General, we know firsthand, you trust Victor and you're gonna regret it.
目前为止 我最后悔的是相信你 So far, the only one l've regretted trusting here is you, Richards.
瑞德·理查德斯，别答应合作 Reed, don't agree to this.
先看他手上有什么 Let's see what he's got.
我录下了我们的接触细节 l made a detailed recording of our little encounter.
怎样？ Well?
我喜欢他教训你的那部份 I like the part where he knocks you on your ass.
看他攻击我的能量 是从何而来 Look at where the energy levels surge when he attacks me.
这里，看到没？ There? See what happened?
能量透过他传出来 不过却是从冲浪板发出的 The energy was channeled through him, but it originated from his board.
只要能将他跟板子分开 就能彻底切断他的能量 If we can separate him from the board, we can cut off his power completely.
-我们就这么做 -怎么做？ -That's what we have to do. -How?
我要是知道 就不需要你们了 If l knew that, I wouldn't need you people, would l?
你们两个快开始研究吧 You two should get started right away.
很高兴我们又有机会合作 I'm glad we have the opportunity to collaborate again.
我讲话会慢一点 好让你听懂 I'll try to talk slowly so you can keep up.
我们怎么会跟维多合作？ How can we be working on the same side as Victor?
考倒我了 要我扁他还比较简单 You got me. Things were simpler when l could just whale on the guy.
他在干吗？着火了What's he doing? A fire.
看啊Look at that.
我会负责赔偿 I'll pay for that.
班，我开始觉得 自己是碍事鬼 I'll tell you, Ben, I'm starting to feel like a complete screw-up.
你也没那么碍事啦 Hey, hey, you're not a complete screw-up.
情况非我们能掌握 就看聪明人怎么办了 Look, kid, it's out of our hands. lt's up to the eggheads now.
你想瑞德·理查德斯的末日判断 是对的吗？ You think Reed's right about the whole end-of-the-world thing?
这种事他从没弄错过 He's never been wrong about this kind of thing before.
你知道 我这个人不怎么有深度 You know, I'm not exactly a deep kind of guy.
真的？ Really?
不过要是瑞德·理查德斯是对的 世界末日 But if Reed's right, and this is it...
你想怎样度过最后的时光？ ...how do you want to spend your last few minutes?
有一部份的我想奋战到死 Part of me would like to go out fighting.
不过事实是 But the truth is...
我只想拥抱艾丽莎 ...l'd like to spend my last couple of minutes holding Alicia.
听起来挺不错的 That sounds pretty good.
不是说拥抱那部份 她是你女友，我不会肖想她 I mean, not the ''holding Alicia'' thing. She's your girlfriend, not mine.
不是说她不迷人 Want nothing to do with her. Not to say she's not attractive.
她很迷人 她超级迷人的 She's very attractive. She's so attractive.
纵使是 我想是男人就会想 Even with the-- I can't think of a guy that wouldn't want to--
我的意思是说 What I meant...
有伴真好 ...was that it's nice to have somebody.
你有我啊 Well, you got me, pal.
进行得如何？ How's it going?
我找不到关联性 I can't find a link.
-不会有问题的 -问题大了 ！ -It'll be all right. -No, it won't!
整个世界都靠我了 而我却 The whole world's counting on me, and I just....
瑞德·理查德斯，你会找出答案的 Reed, you're gonna find the answer.
-你一向如此 -谢了 ，苏 -You always do. -Thanks, Sue.
-你只是需要放松 -是啊 -You just need to relax. -Yeah, right.
这是真的 瑞德·理查德斯，你需要放松 You do. Reed, you need to relax.
深呼吸 Take a deep breath.
慢慢来 Slower.
很好 There you go.
来，再来一次 Come on. Again.
我已经感觉到 你脉搏变缓了 See? I can already feel your pulse slowing down.
-记得那次 -脉搏 -Do you remember that time--? -A pulse.
超光速粒子脉冲 A tachyon pulse.
我爱你 I love you.
我很高兴能帮得上忙 I'm glad I could help.
这玩意怎么起作用的？ So exactly how does this thing work?
力场能分离他和冲浪板 When we activate the field, it'll separate him from his board...
-让他失去能量 -就像被鱼网捕住的鱼一样 -...making him powerless. -Like a fish in a net.
-没错 -没错 -Yeah. -Yeah.
-理论上来说 -这要多久才能用？ -In theory, anyway. -How long until it's operational?
-三小时 -三小时 -Three hours. -Three hours.
最快就这样 因为只有我一个人 I can only go so fast, since I'm working by myself.
-你需要些什么东西？ -是有一些 -What do you need to make this happen? -There are a couple of things.
你的工程师有铍做的外壳吗？ Do your field engineers have a beryllium casing?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
-你不会敲门啊？ -你该去帮瑞德·理查德斯的 -Don't you knock? -You're supposed to be helping Reed.
叫他不用担心 Tell him not to worry.
我会去指导他 完成这个小计划 I'll be there to hold his hand and finish his little project for him.
-还有事吗？ -你怎么做到的？ -Anything else? -How'd you do it?
你怎么回来的？ How did you come back?
你吓坏了 ，对吧？ It scares you, doesn't it?
我的能耐 The things I can do.
你知道我能在人体内创造力场 Did you know I could create a force field inside someone's body...
然后让它膨胀爆炸吗？ ...and expand it until they explode?
试试看啊 Give it your best shot.
回实验室去吧 Just get back to the lab.
（浴室）
霹雳火先生？ Mr. Storm?
我们十分钟内要去拦截冲浪手 不管你去不去 We're heading to intercept the Surfer in 1 0 minutes, with or without you.
你在浴室外堵我 是想看我健美的体格吗？ Were you waiting outside the bathroom to try and catch me in a towel?
那是玩笑，我开玩笑的 That was a joke. l was joking.
干嘛这么讨厌我？ 你根本不认识我 Why are you so down on me? You don't even know me.
我很清楚你 我看过你个人档案 I know you very well. I read your personality profile.
自信、鲁莽、不负责任 Confident. Reckless. Irresponsible.
自以为是，几近自恋 Self-obsessed, bordering on narcissism.
好吧，你是很清楚我 Okay, so you do know me.
我只看到一个害惨团队的人 All I've seen is a guy that almost got his team killed.
我最近手气是不大好 I've been a little off my game lately.
这不是赌博 This is not a game.
（德国，黑森林）
-他在距此北方的位置 -很好 -Sir, he's in position north of here. -Good.
-将军，清出周边一英里的范围 -算了吧 -General, give us a one-mile perimeter. -Forget it, Richards.
你已经失败过了 现在这是军方的行动 You had your shot and you blew it. This is a military operation now.
封锁讯号，闪开 让我们行动 Jam the signal, get out of the way, and let us do our job.
-你不明白 -你才不明白 -You don't understand. -No, you don't understand.
让我跟你们这群怪胎说清楚吧 So let me make it clear for you and your pack of freaks.
我是队长，你们是我的队员 I'm the quarterback. You're on my team.
明白没？ Got it?
我猜你在学校没踢过足球吧？ But I guess you never played football in high school, did you, Richards?
我是没有 No, you're right, l didn't.
我认真读书，是个好学生 I stayed in and studied, like a good little nerd.
十五年后 And fifteen years later...
我成为二十一世纪 最聪明的人之一 ...I'm one of the greatest minds of the 21 st century.
还跟地球上最火辣的女人订婚 I'm engaged to the hottest girl on the planet.
而那个高中只知道踢球的运动员 And the jock who played quarterback in high school...
却站在我面前，请我帮忙 ...is right in front of me, asking me for my help.
除非他照我的话去做 And I say he's not gonna get a damn thing...
尊重我的朋友和我 ...unless he does exactly what I tell him to...
否则他别想有所收获 ...and starts treating my friends and me with some respect.
照他的话去做 Give him what he wants.
你现在真令我欲火焚身 I am so hot for you right now.
-我也是！ -小心点，强尼 -Me too.
这就是了 This is it.
动作要快 设定装置再回来会合 You have your coordinates. Set up your posts and rendezvous back here.
第一小队，前进！ First squad, move out!
你吓坏我了 ，大胖熊 看看你，你还真可爱 Hey. You scared me there, Smokey. Look at you. You're cute.
是啊，快跑吧，笨熊 Yeah, that's right. Keep running, Boo Boo.
你也吃太胖了吧 Overgrown furball.
-情况如何？ -我好了 -What's our status? -Yeah. I'm good to go.
-我也是 -我就快好了 -Same here. -Almost there.
-有问题了 -怎么回事？ -We have a problem. -What's wrong?
他来了 He's here.
快离开那里！ Get out of there, right now!
为什么要摧毁我们的星球？ Why are you destroying our planet?
我别无选择 I have no choice.
-苏！ -等等！ -Sue! -Wait!
什么叫别无选择？ What do you mean, you don't have a choice?
选择永远都存在 There's always a choice.
不是永远 Not always.
你为什么要摧毁我们？ Why are you trying to destroy us?
我不是摧毁者 I am not the Destroyer.
快点，阻隔讯号 Come on, Richards. Jam the damn signal.
也许他需要有人提醒一下 Maybe he needs a little persuasion.
-朝上空发射火箭 -知道了 -Fire one over the top. -Roger, out.
-开火 -开火 -Open fire. -Open fire.
开火！ Open fire! Repeat, open fire!
撤退！ Fall back! Fall back!
-让我去 -不，等等 -Let me just-- -No, wait!
快啊，苏 Come on, Sue.
好了 All right, it's up.
逮到他了 Got him.
现在没戏唱了吧？ Not so tough now, are you?
维多！退开！ Victor! Stay back!
你是老大 You're the quarterback.
注意！枪口瞄准！ Eyes on! Keep your weapons trained!
-周围安全！ -带走他 -Perimeter secure! -Move him out.
（西伯利亚，叶库次克）
（伊耶普突军事基地）
-打开大门！ -把他带到简报室 -Open the gate! -Get him to the debriefing room.
-将军，我们说好的 -冷静一下 -We had an agreement. -Calm down.
敌人已束手就擒 任务完成 The enemy has been captured.
-他在哪里？ -拘禁中 -Where is he? -Contained.
将军？ General?
薛曼先生 Mr. Sherman.
抱歉，我们还有工作要做 If you'll excuse us, we have work to do.
-我要参与审讯 -那是不可能的 -I want to be there for the questioning. -Not gonna happen.
确保我们的客人 舒服的待在这里 Make sure our guests remain here, comfortably.
是，长官 Yes, sir.
那冲浪板呢？ General, what about the board?
在一间能扰乱讯号的研究室里 It's in a chamber which continuously scrambles the signal.
为了避免危害人权 There are certain things I'm not permitted to do...
有些事我不能做 ...because they're considered human-rights violations.
还好，你不是人 Fortunately, you're not human.
我们是囚犯吗？ Are we prisoners?
怎么会这样？ How did that happen?
显然他们不要我们插手坏事 Apparently, they don't want us interfering with their methods.
我无法想像他们会怎么对他 I can't imagine what they're doing to him.
-他这是活该 -你怎么这么说？ -I say he gets what he deserves. -How can you say that?
也许将军是对的，那家伙 I'm just saying maybe the general's right about this.
他想摧毁地球，他活该 The guy was about to destroy the planet. He said so himself.
这毫无道理 他帮我挡下飞弹，为什么？ It doesn't make sense. He protected me from the missile. Why would he do that?
也许他觉得你很可爱 Maybe he thinks you're cute.
还有别的，他说他不是摧毁者 There's more going on. He said he wasn't the Destroyer.
也许他说谎？ Maybe he lied?
我们得跟他谈谈 We need to get inside there and talk to him.
不过不能让人发现 But under the radar.
能不能弄点DVD影片来看 Is there any way we could get some DVDs...
或爆米花什么的？ ...or popcorn or something?
-我去找人问问 -太好了 -I'll call it in. -Great.
谢谢，永远忠诚！ Thank you. Semper fi.
那是海军陆战队 我们是陆军 That's the Marine Corps. We're the Army.
是啊，我知道是陆军 Right, I know it's the Army.
蕾尹队长，准许进入 Captain Raye. Access granted.
将军？ General.
末日博士要跟你谈 Von Doom wants to speak with you.
你该更合作一点 You should really be a little more cooperative.
薛曼先生？ 休息一下吧 Mr. Sherman, let's take a break.
我知道你在这里 I know you are there.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
你一定有名字的 Come on, you must have a name.
我是苏 I'm Susan.
你说不是你想摧毁我们的世界 那么是谁？ You said you weren't the one trying to destroy our world. Then who is?
-我服侍的主人 -你服侍谁？ -The one I serve. -Who do you serve?
我想帮你 不过，你得告诉我实情 I'm trying to help you, but to do that, you have to tell me the truth.
拜托 Please.
拜托你 please.
它有很多名字 我的族人叫它 It is known by many names. My people called it...
宇宙魔王 ...Galactus...
星球吞食者 ...the Devourer of Worlds.
它要靠吞噬能量来存活 It must feed on energy to survive.
热能 Both thermal...
还有有机能源 ...and organic.
你怎能服侍这种魔鬼？ How can you serve this thing?
我必须服侍 Because I must.
你不会难过吗？ 帮忙摧毁那些世界和无辜的人 Doesn't it bother you, all the worlds and innocent people you've helped destroy?
我的服务解救我的世界 My service spares my world...
还有我的挚爱 ...and the one I love.
你为什么要保护我？ Why did you try to protect me?
因为 Because...
你让我想起她 ...you remind me of her.
你能阻止毁灭者吗？ Could you stop the Destroyer if you wanted to?
引它来此的不是我，是信号 It is not I who draws the Destroyer here. It is the beacon.
什么信号？ What's the beacon?
我的能量来源 The source of my power.
你的冲浪板？ Your board?
珍惜你所剩下的 最后几个小时 Take joy in the last few hours you have left...
因为他就快到了 ...for he is nearly here.
我照约定协助捕捉外星人 Well? I helped deliver the alien to you, as promised.
该你履行你的承诺了 Now it's time to keep your end of the bargain.
你可以测试冲浪板 You can do your tests on the board...
不过要在我和警卫的监督下 ...but under armed guard and in my presence only.
海格将军，准许进入 General Hager. Access granted.
冲浪板引导它来这里 The board draws it here.
要怎样对抗星球吞噬者？ How do you fight something that eats planets?
我们得拿到冲浪板 把它送走 We have to get to the board and lead it away from here.
将军会同意吗？ Well, do you think the general will go for that?
他别无选择 He'll have no choice.
谢谢你，将军 Thank you, General.
不过恐怕 But I'm afraid...
事实是 ...the truth is...
有时瑞德·理查德斯是对的 ...sometimes Reed is right.
搞什 What--?
你，过来 Hey, you. Come here.
我有话要问你 Let me ask you something.
好耶 Nice.
好吧，那一下有够痛 Okay, that one hurt.
-瑞德·理查德斯人呢？ -在后面 -Where's Reed? -Back here.
是我不好啦 My bad.
是维多 我们得把它抢回来 Victor. We've gotta get it back.
我们需要冲浪手 只有他了解它 We need to get the Surfer. He understands its power.
就算把他弄出来 我们要怎么追上维多？ Even if we break him out of this place, how are we gonna catch up to Victor?
我可以解决 Leave that to me.
（启动程序）
-停！ -别动！ -Halt! -Stay where you are!
老兄，这是你最幸运的一天 Pal, this is the luckiest day of your life.
将军人呢？ What the hell is going on? Where is General Hager?
他死了 He's dead.
要是不把他弄出去 我们也完了 And if we don't get him out of here, we'll all be.
小蕾 Frankie...
地球危在旦夕 你得相信我们 ...the world is literally at stake here. You have to trust us.
我们要去屋顶，它应该来了 We need to get to the roof. lt should be here by now.
什么应该来了？ What should be here?
我的老天！ Holy crap!
这是你做过最酷的玩意了 ！ This is by far the coolest thing you have ever done.
-歹轮引擎？ -当然 -Hemi? -Of course.
班，上去 强尼，跟在后面飞 Okay, Ben, you get inside. Johnny, you fly behind us.
-我要开这玩意 -我是最佳驾驶，该由我来开 -You gotta let me fly this. -I'm the best pilot. l should drive.
-喂！ -拜托，这玩意根本载不动你 -Guys. -You're lucky if it can carry you.
-我可以绕着你飞 -喂！ -l can fly circles around you. -Guys!
-瑞德·理查德斯 -别吵了 ！快点行动！ -Reed. -Shut up! And move it!
我来开啦！ I'm driving.
我们现在正式成了美国公敌 Okay. We're now officially enemies of the United States of America.
维多挟带无敌能量 四处游荡 Victor is out there somewhere with unlimited power.
还有一个恐怖的银河魔王 And we've got a giant intergalactic force...
即将在二十四小时内摧毁地球 我没说漏什么吧？ ...that's about to destroy our planet in less than 24 hours. Did I miss anything?
我锁定维多的能量波了 他正前往东南亚 I've locked on Victor's energy trail. He's headed over Southeast China.
坐稳了 Hang on.
诺林 Norrin Radd.
-什么？ -我以前的名字叫诺林 -What?-I was once called Norrin Radd.
诺林，我们需要你 帮忙拯救地球 Norrin, we'll need your help to save our world.
你明白吗？ Do you understand?
维多，冲浪板会引毁灭者来 你得放弃它 Victor, the board is drawing the Destroyer here. You have to give it up.
你知道我一向不爱放弃东西 You know, I've never been the giving type, Reed.
坐稳了 ！ Hold on!
我们根本是活靶子！ We're sitting ducks!
我们得分头行动！ We're gonna have to split up!
-什么？ -这下好玩了 ！ -What? -This ought to be fun!
他真令人火大！ He's really pissing me off!
铁头人，大浪来了 ！ Surf's up, metalhead!
维多，只有冲浪手能阻止毁灭者 不过他需要这块板子 Victor, only the Surfer can stop the Destroyer. But he needs his board.
-有种就来拿啊 -维多！ -Come and get it, Richards. -Victor.
享受这一场天旋地转吧！ Let's all go for a spin!
诺林！ Norrin!
接招 Catch.
苏，苏 Sue. Sue.
-天啊 -强尼，别碰她！ -Oh, God. -Johnny, don't touch her!
-天啊 Oh, God. Oh, God.
我们必须抢回板子 You need to find a way to get the board.
-苏，我 -没关系 -Sue, I.... -Okay.
他来了 He is here.
一定有个脉冲器 连结维多和板子 Victor's gotta have a pulse emitter linking him to his board.
摧毁它，把他跟板子分开 We take it out, we can separate him from his board.
他太强了 He's too strong for me.
只要够近，我能海扁他 I could whale on him if l get close...
不过他大老远就能看到我了 ...but he could see me coming from a mile away.
我们四个都得上才行 It would take all of us.
也许只需要一个 Or maybe just one of us.
我们不知道 这对你会有何影响 We don't know what it could do to you.
别管我自己的事了 Let's not make this about me.
套我朋友一句话 To quote a friend of mine...
这下事情闹大了 ...it's clobbering time.
你打不赢的 You ain't going down fighting, kid.
除非有我帮忙 Not without me.
你得走了 You've gotta go.
珍惜与她相处的每一刻 Treasure each moment with her.
告诉她，她说得对 And tell her she was right.
我们的确有选择权 We do have a choice.
我想你需要人当推手 Thought you could use a hand.
为什么没用？ Why isn't it working?
太迟了 We were too late.
我将不再服侍 I will no longer serve.
这是你我的终点 This is the end for us both.
你好 Hi.
我错过了什么？ What did I miss?
喂！喂！ Hey! Hey!
-他成功了 -干得好，小子 -He did it. -Great job, kid.
等等，我们没交换能力 Hey, wait. I'm not changing.
对啊 Hey, that's right.
太赞了 Great.
好了 ，你开始让我不舒服了 Okay, now you're making me uncomfortable.
时候到了 So I guess this is it.
我们要分道扬镖了 We all go our separate ways.
-不对？ -不对 -No? -No.
-不对？ -要不是团队合作 -No? -If not for the team...
世界早已毁灭 ...the whole world would be gone.
我们不能逃避责任 我们是团队 We can't run away from our responsibilities. This is who we are.
-我就说嘛！ -那平凡人生？ -That's what l've been saying. -What about having a normal life?
-生儿育女呢？ -谁说一定要平凡 -A family? -Who says you have to be normal...
才能生儿育女？ ...to have a family?
你想再来一次媒体瞩目的婚礼？ 第五次更够呛啰 So are you up for another media-circus wedding? Fifth time's a charm.
我有更好的主意 I got a better idea.
各位，我们今日相聚于此 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Reed Richards...
见证苏和瑞德·理查德斯 ...and Sue Storm together in holy...
-怎么回事？ -威尼斯快沉入亚得里亚海了 -What is it? -Venice is sinking into the Adriatic.
哇，大事不妙 Oh, boy. That's a biggie.
能不能直接跳到最后？ Could we just skip to the end?
-这两人的爱 -不对，是最后面 -Yeah. The love these two share-- -No, the very end.
好吧，戒指带了没？ Yeah, great. You have the rings?
我宣布你们结为夫妇 你可以亲吻新娘了 I now pronounce you man and wife, and you may kiss the bride.
-好了 ，我们该走了 -对 -Okay. We should get out of here. -Yeah.
-我得走了 -好 -Gotta go, hon. -Okay.
我要丢狈花 I have to throw the bouquet.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
小心了 ，强尼 Heads up, Johnny.
本能反应 Reflex.